Helle Not Hell
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma
Okay, but a description of how to be an anon wold be great, cause I don’t know how…
Just anonymously drop messages in someone’s ask box. Go to ‘ask a question’ and click ‘ask anonymously’
Well okie dokie then. :) Thanks.
You’re welcome :)