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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via classyrack)

 
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"She [Blue] does like her mother’s music—she watches [Beyoncé’s concerts] on the computer every night. But my album came out and I don’t know if Blue ever heard any of my music prior to this album—she’s only 18 months old and I don’t play my music around the house. But this album was new, so we played it. And she loves all the songs. She plays a song and she goes, ‘More, Daddy, more … Daddy song.’ She’s my biggest fan. If no one bought the “Magna Carta”, the fact that she loves it so much, it gives me the greatest joy. And that’s not like a cliché. I’m really serious. Just to see her—‘Daddy song, more, Daddy.’ She’s genuine, she’s honest, because she doesn’t know it makes me happy. She just wants to hear it."
- Jay ZVanity Fair, October 2013 (x)
 
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rabioheab:

a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

 
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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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asvprock:

Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

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MY:

ANACONDA:

DONT:

WANT:

NONE:

UNLESS

YOU’VE

GOT

BUNS

HUN

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TUMBLR SECRET SANTA: REBLOG THIS AND BY DECEMBER 1ST YOULL GET A URL IN YOUR ASK BOX. YOU WILL SEND THE PERSONS WHO URL THAT IS CUTE HAPPY MESSAGES UNTIL CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS DAY YOU GO OFF ANON AND LET THEM KNOW YOURE THEIR SECRET SANTA. SO REBLOG TO JOIN AND SPREAD THE WORD SO I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

mrbritishhimself:

nikki-leah22:

mrbritishhimself:

nikki-leah22:

Okay, but a description of how to be an anon wold be great, cause I don’t know how…

Just anonymously drop messages in someone’s ask box. Go to ‘ask a question’ and click ‘ask anonymously’

Well okie dokie then. :) Thanks.

You’re welcome :)

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